Also, fun fact, Lestrade has no idea what a color even fucking is. So there’s that.
Ahhh - so that’s why Sherlock has to scream “PINK!” at him…
#Lestrade #The most erotic 50 shades of grey are on his head

(via letmartyhandlethis)
#’go and work at Stormcage’ they said #’it’ll be fun’ they said #’how on earth did you get sacked after the first day?’ they said #no but srsly lol #poor guy #first day at job - and he’s guarding river #and she wants to escape#sucks to be you dude #but idk why they keep on trying to keep her in her cell when she intends on leaving it #I mean sure - I can understand that they tried to stop fer from escaping the first time #and the second time #and the sixth and ninth #but after her bazillionth attempt - bazillionth attempt that ended with success #they just should’ve stopped #and help her with packing #’which dress do you want me to pack dr Song? how many guns? condoms?’ #’dress warmly dr Song! and eat regularly’#’see you later doctor Song!’ #doctor who #river song #queen of all the time and space (via your-bespoke-psychopath)
#I bet they put him there on purpose#guarding River’s cell is like Stormcage hazing #the other guards are in the control room #watching the monitors and trading bets #somebody brought pretzels and they’re elbowing each other and offering live commentary #DON’T BRING HER THE PHONE MAN IT IS A TRAP #oh god #he’s so dumb #what do you think? is she gonna knock him out? #use the lipstick #aww man I love the lipstick #BEST DISCIPLINARY ACTION EVER #oh oh oh LOOK #SHE IS REACHING FOR THE CLEAVAGE #LIPSTICK IT IS #WIN #OH YOU STUPID BASTARD YOU DIDN’T EVEN NOTICE!!! #did he just TELL her it’s his first day? #GOD DAMMIT MAN ARE YOU STUPID? #DID YOU NOT PAY ATTENTION IN ORIENTATION? #oh - oh - AND THERE HE GOES #you dumbass #Bye River #oh look she’s drawing something #should we sound the alarm? #nahhhh #man I hope she brings us back something good#last time she went to some planet called America and brought us all back these calandars (via areyoumarriedriver)
(via thestrals-in-221b)
#i hate that all of the cute little things in this show #are actually really fucking sad when you think about it #like he doesn’t know how to use a waffle iron? #it’s one of the single most uncomplicated and common kitchen devices in modern american society #college freshmen who live off of instant noodles and vending machine snacks know how to use waffle irons #but they’ve never had a kitchen
(via sterekdestiel)
#I love how Rory just rolls with shit #oh it’s bigger on the inside #extra dimension okay #oh I died and am a roman #oh my wife’s a ganger #oh let’s blow up some cybermen #oh it’s a robot that shrinks people #have we even ever seen him freak out about anything? #he’s like the chillest person to ever hit the TARDIS
(Source: expelliarmus, via mystolenthunder)
#Pretended to shoot myself in the face#Sherlock actually jumped off of a building#Some people can’t take a joke
#Seb was supposed to pick me up 20 minutes ago #John came for Sherlock #Seb forgot about me #I’m gonna steal China
I AM CRYING AT THESE TAGS
#I’m gonna steal China
(via mystolenthunder)
#why did I leave the shireJohn’s face.
#why did I leave the shire
#why did I leave the shire
#WHY DID I LEAVE THE SHIRE
#WHY DID I LEAVE THE SHIRE
#WHY DID I LEAVE THE SHIRE
(via its-an-ear-hat-john)
We can neither confirm… Nor deny.
#I am convinced that this was not in the script #Matt was supposed to jump on the hammock and missed #because he’s Matt and he is a danger to himself and others #and this line was just an expression of his confusion#THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED AND NO ONE WILL EVER CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE
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